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 |  | Boss Greeting Card 18-107S
 Outside: "What do I believe" I believe in no day workweeks,
I believe in casual everyday, I believe in the trickle up theory,
I believe in all play and no work, I believe in chocolate breaks,
I believe in sleeping till noon, I believe in daydreaming, I believe
in outlawing alarm clocks, I believe in pizza for breakfast, lunch,
and dinner, I believe in partying till the cows come home, I believe
in magic, the tooth fairy, and Santa Claus, I believe in smiling faces,
warm embraces, and a round of drinks for everyone
Inside: And I believe in getting a raise.....please?....
pretty please?....with sugar on it?....Well, at least I tried!

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 |  | Secretary Greeting Card 08-105S
 Outside: A zillion stars shine tonight and they all shine for you,
A zillion candles burn tonight and they all burn for you, A zillion roses
bloom tonight and they all bloom for you, A zillion happy faces smile
tonight and they all smile for you, So that is why a zillion of these
can only do, And a zillion of these is what I must say to you........
Inside: A job well done, a job well done, a job well done,
a job well done, (deep breath), a job well done, a job well done....Did you say you want a raise? Forget what I said,
it wasn't that well done.

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 |  | Boss Greeting Card 12-102
 Outside: "You know you are the boss" When you are right even
when you are wrong, When your office door is considered the gateway to hell,
When you are overpaid and underworkded, When the only work you do
is sign papers and read the wall street journal, When the dress code for you
is a bathrobe and slippers, When you go for a power lunch and
disappear for 3 hours, When no one never ever parks in your parking space,
When you get to make all the rules and you're only one who gets to break
them, When you get to go play golf or go shopping in the middle of the work day,
When you tell really lame jokes and people still laugh,
When you walk in the door and everyone stops talking and starts working,
When you hold office meetings and you get to ask all the stupid questions,
When you get to have a secretary that can't type, can't add, can't spell, can't.......
Inside: It's good to be the boss!

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 |  | Secretary Greeting Card 12-100
 Outside "You're the only one for us" Who can light up the office
with just a smile, Who can turn heads with such grace and style,
Who can take average working day and turn it into something special
for awhile, It's someone special, someone dear, It's someone priceless,
someone near, It's someone we all turn to when we don't know what to do,
who is talented, wonderful, and hard working too, No one comes close,
This person is you
Inside: If it wasn't for you, This place would be a zoo!

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